Janet “Big Sister” Napolitano is following a host of other leeches through that revolving door between hell—sorry, politics and other wealthy, influential positions.

So what? Whomever replaces him—sorry, her will be just as big a Nazi if not more so. Though I do pity anyone attending Big Sister’s new employer, the University of California. Wonder if she’ll hire professional perverts to grope the co-eds or install porno-scanners at the dorms’ entrances.

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