“White Sand Stretches for Miles as Clean and Flat as a Freshly Laundered Bed Sheet”

Oops, sorry President Obama, I mean, “The Worst Environmental Disaster in the History of the Planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I speak, of course, of the state of Pensacola Beach, Florida.  Looks like Obama won’t need that $20 billion he extorted from BP after all.  I wonder if he’ll give it back?

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12:15 pm on August 7, 2010