Update from the Ministry of Peace

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The federal government has put out a press release to remind us all of what a bang-up job it’s doing. A big nobody, deemed “Al-Qaida’s number three” in the press release, has been killed. The end of the War on Terror is right around the corner!

Update: Two good comments from a couple of readers:

How many “Al-Qaida’s number threes” does this make?  I’ve lost count.”

“Someone should point out that we killed women and children in this raid as well. The article states it so matter-of-fact, like it really is just no big deal.”

7:53 pm on June 1, 2010