Lew: Could this be the same six-year old boy who terrorized government school officials with his Cub Scout camping utensils? Maybe he figured that his only way of avoiding time in the slammer is to take it on the run! Has the state created another criminal for us to worry about; a six-year old fugitive from justice? (I’ll watch for the “amber alert” signs on my way home from work!)

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