Tough Call

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“A U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officer admitted Tuesday in federal court he sexually assaulted three women in his custody,” reports NBC’s affiliate in Miami.

Which reminds me of Dorothy Parker’s quip when Calvin Coolidge died: “How could they tell?” US Customs, like the TSA, officially and routinely sexually assaults its victims; if Our Rulers have now decided that some such assaults are criminal…well, how could they tell?

(Thanks to James Nellis for alerting me to this story.)

7:20 pm on July 26, 2012