The TSA’s “Assistant Federal Security Director” at Miami’s airport is an ex-cop named Juan Garcia who quit before the force could fire him. Why? Because he solicited a “prostitute” who turned out to be one of his colleagues undercover (hmmm…literally, I guess).

Upon resigning, Juan the John joined the Thieves and Sexual Assailants. Is anyone surprised that they hired him? Or that Johnnie continues to mooch off our taxes there ten years later? Miami New Times has the sordid details.

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