There Will Be Much Less Groping of Women . . .

. . . at the new strip club opening up next to the Dallas airport compared to the airport itself.  I’ve heard from reliable sources that most strip clubs employ menacing-looking dudes to enforce their “no touching the girls” rules.  The TSA, on the other hand, employs scores of slovenly-looking bureaucrats to threaten you with jail if you RESIST being groped.

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8:30 am on January 7, 2011