TSA Gropes Ron Paul

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Ron Paul had to go through his first invasive pat-down at the airport the other day, since his knee replacements bar him from the naked x-ray machine. This is one of the kindest, most well-mannered men I know, but after four very hard jabs to his genitals, he asked the federal agent: “How can you live with yourself, feeling up strange men all day long?”

“I love my job,” sneered the goon.

11:25 am on November 2, 2010