The TSA Comes To A Stadium Near You

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The TSA, always eager to expand its sniffing powers beyond airports, will be providing “behavior observation” for the Super Bowl. People acting strangely will get their own special interrogation before being allowed inside the stadium.

What is strange behavior? “Sweating, avoiding eye contact or talking evasively.”

But what do I really know about security anyway? I’m not a security expert. For all we know the TSA is being perfectly reasonable. So carry on, citizen. Nothing to see here, move along…

8:25 am on January 31, 2009
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