Thanks to Robert Katz, who sends this along:

Democrats:           Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Republicans:        Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Liberals:                 Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Conservatives:    Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Fascists:                 Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Socialists:              Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Communists:       Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Nazis:                      Political Party favoring welfare and warfare

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.