The Secretive Service

Through the media and the indoctrination schools, we are propagandized into the greatness of the SS and similar agencies. They are the best and brightest, the most dedicated and hardworking, the bravest and the most patriotic. In fact, as the hilarious Cartegena affair shows, they are the typical lazy, shiftless, and stupid bureaucrats, living it up on the involuntary public payroll.

UPDATE from Peter Collins:

They were also so arrogant toward the citizens and institutions of a small country that they refused to pay an escort for her contracted services. In the eyes of the Empire’s Praetorians, the Colombians exist to serve and be bossed around.

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11:37 am on April 18, 2012