A FOX War Channel reporter just announced that Dub-Yuh, who cannot read a telepromter without messing up every sentence, who rarely speaks in complete sentences, who claims to have no time to read anything, and who mumbles and stumbles and talks nonsense half the time, will address the United Nations any minute now. And what will he say? He “will present a vision for the world for the twenty-first century,” the FOX reporter somberly announced.
The world will be eternally grateful, I’m sure.
8:20 am on September 19, 2006
