The Only Time I’ve Ever Wanted to be Chief Thief: So I Could Grant Ed Asylum

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How about this? A lying thug promises he won’t murder Ed Snowden if Mr. Hero should return to the USSA. Naturally, neither morals nor basic decency prompted this move, only a satanic effort to undermine Snowden’s request for asylum in Russia.

Let’s hope the Russians mean it when they say they won’t “turn anyone over” to the USSA. But these are politicians, after all.

1:38 pm on July 26, 2013