There was a time when we thought that one could be safe while shopping at Safeway. Americans, in their ceaseless search of “safety,” thanks to government propaganda and policy, and safety nazi fear mongering from the media and the masses, have come up with yet another way to spend money they don’t have on safety they don’t need. Here is The Wrap Strap, a shopping cart safety strap – just in case a high-speed cart collision might cause the little one to be launched from the cart and sent like a projectile through the produce section at Kroger, head first into a patch of barbed artichoke hearts.
