The Department of Hairline Security

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Along with “protecting” us from Rothschild/Rockefeller-sponsored “global terrorists,” Homeland Security seems to have another pressing “security” concern: fending off counterfeit hair straighteners. Hair straighteners!!! I didn’t know even know that there was a market for “counterfeiting” these common household appliances. What “fear” will the One World Government crowd think up next to cower the sheeple into giving up more freedom for “security”?

First they came for the hair straightener counterfeiters, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a hair straightener counterfeiter.”

8:38 am on March 27, 2012