The Definition of Constitution Day

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Or More Evidence of How Screwed Up the Country Is.

Constitution Day: (n.) Observed on September 17, the day on which federally funded American educational institutions, themselves unconstitutional, are unconstitutionally required to teach about the Constitution.

(Yet another reason Kevin Gutzman and I wrote Who Killed the Constitution?)

9:24 am on September 17, 2008