The Boston Policestateathon

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Faux News just reported that there will be 3,500 police officers lining the 26-mile Boston Marathon route this year.  That’s about 135 cops/mile, or one every 40 feet.  There will be hundreds of police dogs as well, with SWAT tanks on nearly every street corner.

It should be a record day for Boston criminals.  Knowing that every last cop is on the marathon route, they will feel free to rape, steal, and murder at will everywhere else.

1:11 pm on March 11, 2014