Just in time for Christmas, the Little Frummer Boy oozes with compassion for Conrad Black, who is in prison (alas, the real tragedy is that Richer Perle isn’t there with him).
As W’s former speechwriter, I’m sure that LFB would be delighted to write the pardon prose. I have a draft here:
[Performed by the Oval Office Mixed Memorial White House Choir, to the tune of Jingle bells]
Pardon Me, Pardon Me Bernie Madoff’s worse
That’s what David Frum would say, swinging his wife’s purse,
Dick and Scooter want theirs too, they get very pale
Dang these blasted neocons, they all belong in jail!