Steve Jobs’s Last Words

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The latest internet sensation is the eulogy for Steve Jobs by his sister in which she revealed that his last words were: ”Oh Wow. Oh Wow. Oh Wow!”

These words have probably created more goose bumps on Believers than anything else in the past several hundred years. They have got me thinking about what the last words of some other famous contemporary Americans might be.

My guess for Dick Cheney is: “Damn, it’s getting hot in here!”

For Dub-Yuh and his sidekick, Donald Rumsfeld, I would guess: “Is it really, really hot in here, or is it just me?”

I welcome my fellow LRC bloggers to add to the list.

UPDATE: Mario R. predicts Hillary Clinton’s last words to be: “Gaddafi, that you?”

Andrew T. writes: “If ever there was a motivation for livin’ right, it’s the thought of having to spend eternity associating with Cheney and his pals. Could you imagine?”

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