Some Weekend Shopping Tips

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With all the free stuff to be handed out to veterans and “active duty military” on Monday, it may be worthwhile to some of you to head out and find one of those Army/Navy Surplus stores.  Buy a cheap camouflage outfit and wear it with some old work boots and strut around town like a “hero.”  You can get free food at restaurants, discounts at retail stores, people will pick up your bar tabs (especially if you travel in a pack), and strange women will come up and hug and kiss you.  What fun it will be taking advantage of our Nation of Chumps and Suckers.

5:16 am on November 7, 2013