Sly Stein’s Slippery Syllogism

Premises asserted: Obama’s health care plan is bad, and we’re not racists, and Iran is full of Hitlers, and Israel is tough and dangerous when “driven to violence,” and the U.S. is so weak even Canadians make fun of us, and the British empire collapsed, and Putin likes Russia.

Conclusion: the U.S. empire must have missiles on the Russian border.

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9:21 am on September 19, 2009