I remember back in the 1980s when “Christian” Con Artist Jimmy Swaggart was constantly railing against issues of a sexual nature, I thought that he “doth protest too much”; that he would eventually be caught “with his pants down”—either figuratively or literally. I can still remember exactly where I was when I passed a sidewalk newspaper dispenser that showed the headline that Swaggart had been caught with a prostitute and thinking how right my instinct was about him protesting too much.

Once again, a quarter of a century later, we have another “Christian” Con Artist fretting that someone, somewhere might be sexually enjoying himself or herself in a way that upsets the ChrisCON. And, once again, it would neither shock nor surprise me if some sexual skeleton in Sick Santorum’s closet were to come out sooner or later.

[Thanks to Travis Holte]