From a report from Greg Aharonian’s PatNews: DOES THE PTO EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT …. SEX?The following is a real patent that just issued. […]
United States Patent 6,805,663
Method of shared erotic experience and facilities for same
What is claimed is:
1. A method of sharing erotic experiences comprising the steps of:
providing a building with a plurality of compartments and
entertainment viewable from inside the compartments;
(Greg note: a hotel that shows softcore pornn videos)
admitting participants to the building and the compartments;
(Greg note: a hotel with doors)
starting the entertainment viewable from inside the compartments at
a prescribed time;
(Greg note: using the hotel’s pay-per-view system to select
the softcore pornn)
starting a stimulation device for sexual pleasure in each of the
compartments at a prescribed time; and,
(Greg note: a hotel with vibrating beds and pay-per-view)
transferring sounds from the participants between the compartments.
(Greg note: a hotel with vibrating beds, pay-per-view and thin
walls)
Or a massage parlor – or a XXX peep show. Is the PTO totally clueless about everything, even sex?
1:31 am on October 21, 2004
