Heroic Ed tells us that the pervs at the NSA love to and frequently share the “intimate nude photo[s] of someone of in a sexually compromising situation” they discover as they read our emails. Indeed they consider such voyeurism a “fringe benefit” of sponging off our taxes. Which prompted this confirmation from the agency’s spokesliar, Vanee Whines-sorry, Vines: “NSA is a professional foreign-intelligence organization with a highly trained workforce, including brave and dedicated men and women from our armed forces.” [Emphasis added.]

So Ed’s right again: the smut’s making the rounds at the NSA faster than Bill Clinton raped women.

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