“Security” and Pepper-Spray in the Hands of Idiots

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Thanks to all of you who sent me articles about the “bumbling TSA agent ‘playing around’ with a pepper-spray container at Kennedy Airport…” He “fired the caustic liquid at five fellow screeners [Tuesday], sending all six to the hospital…” Indeed, so many of you invited me to guffaw at this latest buffoonery from Our Rulers that the list’s length precludes me from posting your names.

It seems our genius “’found the canister on the floor and thought it was a laser pointer.’ ‘They were playing around with it,’ said one Kennedy Airport official.” What, had they run out of passengers?

The TSA’s comedic performances are never complete without spin and a couple of whoppers from HQ, so here we go: “Officers were examining an abandoned item to determine its contents and to move it out of harm’s way when it accidentally discharged.” In a related comment, the TSA noted that the sun rose in the west this morning.

Meanwhile, this isn’t the first time the agency’s dimwits have doused everyone with pepper spray. Yet Our Rulers lugubriously pretend that these morons and perverts protect us.


4:35 am on March 28, 2013