‘Screw Monica, Not Us!’

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That’s what people in Sudan chanted after Bill Clinton attempted to divert world media attention away from Monica Lewinsky’s grand jury testimony by sending missiles to a Sudanese aspirin factory on the very day of Monica’s testimony. Clinton originally said the building was somehow linked to “terrorism,” but later admitted that, yes, it was an aspirin factory.

Over the weekend the other half of the Dynamic Duo, Comrade Hillary, spread even more statesmanlike cheer, joy, and good feelings in the Middle East as she appeared in Egypt and was met with chants of “Monica!  Monica!” while large crowds threw tomatoes and shoes at her car.

8:23 am on July 16, 2012