Ron Paul, Superhero

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So I was seated today in my fashionable Ron Paul Hoodie upon the floor of the Oklahoma First Congressional District Republican Convention when I was approached by Congressman John Sullivan (RINO-Tulsa). After  pointing out that he and Ron Paul frequently exercise in the congressional gym together, the honorable gentleman proceeded to relate to me the following tale: One day, after finishing their workout, the two congressmen were strolling across the grounds of the Capitol when they came upon a horrific sight. A large section of a tree had broken loose, and had fallen upon a Boy Scout troop and their scoutmaster, leaving them trapped and in perilous injury. Sullivan told me how Ron Paul instantly lifted the tree and rescued those young men in uniform. He said there are still remnants of blood on the sidewalk where this tragedy occurred. Upon my commending their joint actions, Sullivan stopped me and replied: “No, it was all Ron.” Ron Paul is indeed a superhero, in more ways than most persons will ever realize.

5:45 pm on April 14, 2012