The TSA already has anal examiners, Laurence. While going through the laughingly named “security line” in Ft. Lauderdale Airport several months ago, a woman was carried off very roughly by the TSA Gestapo. Since I own a house in South Florida I’m in the habit of reading the online local papers, so the next day I read them to see if the fuss at the airport was reported, and what it was about.
Sure enough, a “cavity search” by TSA revealed that the woman was trying to smuggle illicit drugs wrapped in a condom in her rectum.
5:58 am on February 17, 2010
