re: TSA ‘Security’

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Lew—While making my way through the Frankfurt, Germany airport last week the woman in front of me at the “security” checkpoint was very thoroughly patted down and felt up by a beautiful young blonde German girl in a, well, Gestapo-like uniform.  The four men in camouflage who were the young blonde’s colleagues seemed to enjoy the process immensely. I thought I’d try to make the guys laugh by stepping right up to the blonde and holding my arms out, inviting/begging her to give me the same treatment.  But, alas, she just scowled and nodded for me to go and pick up my suitcase.  Humorless Germans.

5:00 pm on November 2, 2010