Lew:   The question was asked: “Can a wrestler that once said ‘I’ve set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers’ represent conservative voters?”  Given the conservatives love for setting cities afire (e.g., Baghdad), and abducting people to such places as Guantanamo and countries willing to provide torturing services, they would love such a candidate.  He might even become a regular on Faux News!  Just don’t let the conservatives know that Kane is probably not to be taken literally. But as this would require them to carefully think through and analyze his words – a task that the conservatives abhor, given that “thinking rots the mind” – he should have few difficulties.

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