re: Hey, Let’s Starve the Iranians to Death

Writes Heath Newland:

I can imagine the US Dept of Defense (or Dept of Death, if you like) consulting the Dept of Heath and Human Services on foodstuffs to prevent from entering Iran, and banning potatoes, industrial vegetable fats, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, processed foods, and other stuff you’d use to fatten hogs for slaughter. Stop them from getting their 6-11 servings of carbs per day and they’ll be crawling on their knees. It will be a cakewalk.

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9:09 am on March 2, 2012