Becky: It sounds like the TSA is having its news reports prepared by former Monty Python writers. This brings to mind the classic sketch “news for parrots,” in which the newscaster informed us that “no parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel was in collision with a bollard. That’s a bollard and not a parrot. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.”
“Good night and good luck.”
10:36 am on January 25, 2013
