One of my childhood favorites was chocolate cigars. They weren’t available in my town but my father, himself a cigar smoker, would bring them back from his trips to New York. A special treat!

Now that I think about it, as a small child I also had a pretend razor, which I would use standing next to Dad while he shaved with his real one. This must encourage kids to play with sharp objects, so of course these too must be banned.