Rape-I-Scan Machines?

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Passing through the Gestapo checkpoint at BWI Airport recently, I noticed that the brand name of the porno-tron machine was “Rapiscan.” The manufacturer appears to have mistakenly left off the “e.”  Michael Chertoff, former head of  Fatherland Security and current seller of Rapiscan machines, call your office.

5:42 am on January 25, 2012