The White House is appalled at John Kerry’s use of the F word, as in “Did I expect George Bush to f – – – it up as badly as he did? I don’t think anybody did,” Funny how old Condi never had the same reaction when Bush told her “F — Saddam” as she was trying to lead a meeting. I guess if you say the F-word to a youth audience it is like, you know, really offensive. But it has a certain frat boy gravitas when you say it to a 50 year old professional woman in a business suit. One more reason I’ll be voting to send George W. Bush back to Texas.

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