President “Pervert” Pistole

John “The Pervert” Pistole is resigning as Head Deviant at the TSA to prey on a university instead.

Nothing unusual there. In the economic fascism that Amerika copied from Mussolini and Hitler, Our Rulers play musical chairs with their counterparts in the allegedly “private” sector. A corporate or academic titan today is a chief bureaucrat tomorrow, and vice versa.

But then I learned that the school in question bills itself as a Christian one. And that it invited the unspeakably evil Pistole to leer at co-eds instead of passengers. Indeed, Pervert “wasn’t thinking about leaving his job as administrator of the Transportation Security Administration when members of the Anderson University presidential search committee several months ago asked him to apply for the position. ‘I was surprised when they first asked me,” Pistole said … ‘It wasn’t necessarily something I was thinking about. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the work I’ve done at TSA….’”

He hasn’t just “enjoyed” groping pilots until they puke and passengers until they weep, he has “thoroughly enjoyed” it. Fathom the utter wickedness if you can. And recall that before his stint as Chief Molester, this sadist sponged off us at the FBI. No doubt, he “thoroughly enjoyed” spying on and intimidating his fellow citizens there, too, while shredding the Constitution.

So you might suppose any institution claiming that “Jesus is the lens through which we view the world,” let alone a “Christ-centered university,” would have strongly condemned the TSA’s sexual predation in general and Pistole’s “thorough enjoyment” of it in particular. After all, the Lord is clear, vehement and frequent in His denunciation of such sin. But not only has Anderson – nor any “Christian” organization anywhere – never protested the TSA’s criminality, it has now recruited the guy responsible for the last 4½  years’ worth as its president. And that when both the university and Pervert admit he has absolutely no academic credentials or experience.

Though we might hope it can get no worse, it does. Perv must be trying for the Hypocrite of the Century Award since he’s already won the trophy for Deviant of the Decade: “The process [of ascending to Anderson’s presidency] became a ‘journey of faith,’ Pistole said. A journey buoyed by prayer, long conversations with his wife, Kathy Harp, and trusted friends. ‘I feel like my job was to be open to what I thought might be a possible calling,’ he added. ‘I see it as where God wants me to be.’” Implying not only that God “calls” sexual predators but that He previously “wanted” this one “to be” at the TSA.

It reminds me of that quote from Eichmann: “Becoming one of those charged with carrying out the Final Solution was a journey of faith. I prayed about it, talked to my wife and friends. I felt like my job was to be open to what I thought might be a possible calling. I see it as where God wants me to be.”

Oh, wait: I made that up. Not even the Nazis sank that low.

I hope if you are currently a student at Anderson or an alum, if you have any connection at all to the school, you will protest this obscenity. “On Monday, the AU board of trustees is expected to confirm Pistole’s nomination and introduce him to faculty, students, staff…” Please God, at least a few righteous folks there will shun Perv and publicly shame him. Meanwhile, I discovered that the school uses the formula “[initial of first name][intial of middle name][last name]@anderson.edu,” i.e. [email protected]; I emailed the trustees, but since I also experimented with a fake name at that address, and it apparently went through, I’m not sure my letters reached their intended recipients. Earlier this week, I wrote the Director of Communications, who has not seen fit to respond, though that’s part of the job.

The formal announcement of Pistole’s appointment will be made in Reardon Auditorium about noon on Monday…” Let us pray the student body turns out en masse to renounce this unconscionable insult.

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8:36 am on October 25, 2014