Pistole’s Shooting Blanks

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Twice in a statement of 200 words on the TSA’s website, its Head Whore insists we have his ear. John “the Pervert” Pistole writes, “We welcome feedback and comments on the screening procedures from the traveling public … feedback and comment from the traveling public is taken into account…”

Gosh, I’m glad he told us: who’d’a thunk it otherwise? And imagine if the agency weren’t taking our “feedback and comment” into account. Why, they might be groping 13-year-old girls and humiliating survivors of cancer.

The Pervert also advises us that TSA is “seeking to strike the right balance between privacy and security.” Psst, John: you’ve failed there, buddy. Big time.

Peons, remember to thank God on Thursday that you live in a free country where Our Rulers care enough to sexually assault and irradiate us despite a national frenzy of “feedback and comment.”

9:33 am on November 22, 2010