I don’t intend to vote in the upcoming presidential elections. Of course, Obama and McCain are not decent choices. And though Barr sounds better than those two, for reasons L. Neil Smith gives, I don’t I could stand to vote for Barr either.

But if I were voting, I might consider writing in Paris Hilton for President, given that being laughed at is the one thing the state can’t stand. Can you imagine Obama, McCain, or even Barr laughing at the state?

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