Here’s another way for the government-media safety parade propaganda machine to sell folks on the dangers of biological parents and the “safety” of our government parents: thanks to parental negligence, kids bring “unsafe” lunches to school that are ripe for bacteria. As usual, researchers study something – anything – that is insignificant and turn the non-issue into a major safety issue to be chatted about endlessly by the gullible media halfwits. And this news leads to a media storm and suggestions for treating your kid’s lunch like an organ being shipped off for transplant. Perhaps we can raise the bar on the government’s ‘Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010‘ and launch the ‘Healthy, Safe, Warm, Happy, Non-Suicidal, Pharmaceutically-Drugged, Government-Raised, School Lunch-Fed, Self Esteem-Embracing, Never Wanting, Low-Fat, Fully Vaccinated, Bacteria-Free Act of 2011.’ Follow me on Twitter @karendecoster.

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