Orc Longs To Slay Edward Snowden

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“I would love to put a bullet in his head,” a Pentagon official told BuzzFeed. And it’s not just revenge-seeking. Snowden has threatened the entire empire, as Infowars points out. Establishment figures are openly calling for another Sumter-Maine-Lusitania-Pearl Harbor-Haeju-Tonkin-WMD-Taliban-al Qaeda, etc. to save the holy imperium.

3:47 pm on January 17, 2014