So I’m listening to a segment of The Bob Edwards Show on National Socialist Public Radio about the late author James A. Michener.

Edwards mentions the fact that Michener lived until 1997 and, therefore, got to see some of the positive [implied] changes in the world. Here are those positive changes that Edwards mentions:

1) The fall of Communism (I agree—positive)
2) The end of apartheid (I agree—positive)
3) The European Union (Uh…Bob, I thought you just implied the fall of Communism was positive?)

By the way, how come National Public Radio is left wing? Is the entire public left wing? Shouldn’t the station be called National Left Wing Radio*? Hmmmmm.
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*Actually, I prefer National Socialist Public Radio.