…in order to fly by submitting to a TSA body cavity search. And 57% of the American sheeple believe that disobeying one of the TSA’s S&M Masters or Mistresses in a public place for any reason should be illegal. (Public place—as opposed to a private place? What’s that all about? Oh…I get it: They don’t want the bystanding sheeple to witness disobedience by one of their fellow sheeple. It might give them rebellious ideas too.)

But here’s the “best” news:

“…the TSA’s reputation has remained largely intact despite a series of scandals and widespread criticism from innumerable public figures.”

Interestingly, Republicans are more accepting of TSA groin grabs than Democrats. (Perhaps Democrats get more action at home than Republicans.) Yet, more Democrats than Republicans thought the TSA was doing a good job. Go figure.

[Thanks to Paul Joseph Watson]