Nut Is All Politician, and All Politicians Are Nuts

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We now have definitive proof of the theorem above. Nut Gringrich has unleashed an ad that vilifies Mutt Romney for — ta dum! —  speaking French. Yes. Just like John Kerry, in fact.

Makes me want to run right out and vote for the Nutster, doesn’t it you? All these Francophones running around, hating us for our freedom … I mean, who but Nut knew? Not Dr. Paul, that’s for sure: he isn’t even aware of the threat, let alone outing Mutt as a leading menace.

Psssst, Mutt: If you want to send Nut irretrievably round the bend, bark at him in Farsi.

9:30 pm on January 13, 2012