Writes Kara:

A few weeks ago I got a visit from a census worker.  When I answered the door, he looked at me then asked me if my parents were home.  I thought for a second and then said ‘no’.  He then asked me if I knew when they would be home.  I quickly replied ‘no’.  He then turned around and left.  Why is this so amusing?  I am 27 years old and live by myself.  Technically I didn’t lie, at least not by a politician’s standard.

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.