New York’s Hungry Finest

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While Our Rulers seek to disarm us, they’re also offering entertainment, utterly depraved and nauseating though it may be.

One of the NYPD’s own — you know, the valiant heroes who are supposed to protect us after the State renders us incapable of protecting ourselves — is on trial for conspiring to rape, torture, cook, and eat women. This “six-year NYPD vet” apparently hoped to begin his feasts with his wife as appetizer, then move on to some of her friends for the entree and dessert.

If you have a strong stomach, read some of the reporting on the trial. The cop claims his online chats about dining on rather than with his wife were mere fantasy he never planned to execute, so to speak; his terrified spouse and the DA insist that he was scheming for real.

Does it matter? All we need know is that Our unspeakably sick, twisted Rulers sicced this unspeakably sick, twisted deviant on us for six years. Yet these sociopaths continue denying our inalienable right to keep and bear. Thanks to them, we’re ripe pickings for a cannibal’s stew-pot.

Update: LRC’s esteemed Butler Shaffer writes, “Hey, Becky, these guys only want ‘to serve our fellow man.’ In a spirit of egalitarianism, they now intend to include women as well.  Have a heart!” Groan.

11:52 am on February 28, 2013