Bill Kristol said on Fox News tonight that he is very disappointed that Abraham Delano Messiah Obama did not explain the following in the speech he gave in Turkey today: “Americans are fighting to save Muslim lives in Iraq and Afghanistan.” So thaaaaaaat’s why all those Iraqi citizens had to die over the past six years — so that their lives could be saved. And what American soldier wouldn’t want to die for the benefit of Muslim strangers? Now that this has been cleared up I’m predicting a “surge” in military enlistments.

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