I got a “16.96252% – Geek” ranking on this funny and perceptive test. My science, computer, sci-fi background, and love of trivia cost me some points, but luckily I’ve never been into role-playing games. I remember in law school one of my classmates, John Green if I recall, kept telling my friend and me about this “Warhammer” game he played. I asked him if he and his opponent put the little figures in sand piles and threw marbles at each other’s men, trying to knock them over, like I used to do with army men when I was 10–he shouted, “No!!” in geeky horror. Anyway. Slow day.

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