Mr. Idiot Speaks Again

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During his years as the TSA’s chief sociopath, Kip Hawley was so obviously dense that passengers took to writing “Kip Hawley is an Idiot” on the baggies this genius decreed for liquids. (Apparently, plastic neutralizes mouthwash and shampoo that were never explosive in the first place. No, I don’t understand the non-workings of what passes for the bureaucratic mind, either.)

Anyway, as if determined to thoroughly earn his title, Mr. Idiot has opined on the TSA’s current führer, John “The Pervert” Pistole — you know, the deviant who ordered his underlings to sexually assault passengers after ogling them in carcinogenic porno-scanners: “Hawley calls [Perv] a man of ‘utmost integrity,’ and wishes he would be given the same nonpolitical 10-year term as the FBI director.”

Ten-to-one Perv prattles sometime this week that  Mr. Idiot is a man of utmost brilliance.

3:40 am on April 28, 2012