What’s “wrong” with Miss USA Susie Castilo? Doesn’t she know that she doesn’t own her body? The government owns her body and tells her what she can do with it, i.e., abortion—okay; recreational drug use, prostitution, her body being intimately touched by a T&A—Oops!—I mean TSA agent is for the government to decide.

What a crybaby. Doesn’t she know that the clever terrorists are not going to be clever enough to just walk into an airport terminal and immediately blow up as many people there, but are going to wait until they probably can’t get on the plane to blow it up with the bomb that they are concealing up an orifice because they know they will be TSA-ed?

[Thanks to Travis Holte]