Military Radar Spots Santa

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Every year at this time, we’re told that NORAD or SAC or CREEP or one of those agencies has sent a squadron of Marietta-Lockheed Orphanmakers to escort Santa on his visit to this holy land. The State must taint everything. What’s next? CIA death-squad statuettes for your creche in place of the shepherds?

9:15 pm on December 24, 2010